The 10 Worst Pickup Lines of All Time
You probably need a break from all the seriousness of learning to meet and attract women. Here’s something for a bit of fun…
The top 10 worst pickup lines in the whole world, and why they are (potentially) so terrible for attracting women. Feel free to approach a girl armed with one of these if you dare, but you have been warned, your results may vary:
- “Can i buy you a drink?” Here we go, public enemy number one. When you say this, you are really trying to bribe her into spending time with you. Ask yourself: would you buy a girl you didn’t find attractive a drink?
- “Have you got a phone, cos I need to call God and tell him heaven is missing an angel.” This crap might work in the movies, but in real life it is creepy-as-fuck. You have just given her all the power in the interaction. Prepare to get owned.
- “Please tell me you know CPR, because you stole my breath away.” If you say this, you have just put that girl on a pedestal. And while she is up there you might as well lick the shit off her boot.
- “Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?” What’s that I can smell? Is it *cheese*?
- “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?” Haha, I love this one. It will work, but you will also end up in jail and get buggered daily. You gotta ask yourself if that’s a fair trade. Personally, I’ll suggest you keep things legal.
- “You are like a student and I am like a math book, you can solve all my problems.” This really is bad on so many levels but the main thing being you need a women to solve all of your problems. Not really the sort of bloke I would imagine she is looking for.
- “It may not be Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.” Father Christmas is mainly associated with kids. Do you see where i am going with this…
- “What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.” Borderline funny, and may actually work if you have a very confident sexual nature. But that said it still comes across like you are trying to impress her & overcompensate, and she may well conclude that really you have a little tiddler in there.
- “Did you fart, ’cause you blew me away!” A better version would be, “Did you fart? Cos that fucking stinks!”
- “Hi there, just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.” Well, at least you are telling her what to do here. But the presupposition that she is gonna reject you is not really a good thing.
These lines are bad. But I want you to remember one thing. It is not what you say to women, but how you say it that is important.
Some of these lines would actually work if you were coming from a dominant masculine frame with sexual overtones.
You will have much more success if you work on strengthening this frame and conveying it in a compelling and powerful way.
Feel free to leave a comment below, and add your own worst pickup lines, with a brief explanation why you think it is so terribly bad. The one I feel is the funniest will win an exclusive video prize – something special that nobody else has ever seen.
So get cracking and post your lines below.
Speak soon, David Black
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